The Adventures of a Part Time Professional Gypsy (and her ginormous teddy thing)

Showing posts with label shipwreck. Show all posts
Showing posts with label shipwreck. Show all posts

Thursday, August 3, 2017

Hitch To [watch the Czech] Get Hitched [The Secondth]


So there I stood in Germany, thumb poised, hopes high...
Hitch hiking had proved far too easy.
It was probably about time I got stuck in the rain.
And then on the autobahn to be dragged off by the police...
But it didn't matter, the people I met kept getting happier and the epic continued to build.



I was about to set up camp at a petrol station when I got an offer to Berlin.
It wasn't quite in the right direction, but at least I was still moving East.

The [unplanned] Route

I had a couple of days to go and hopes of possibly even having a shower before the wedding.

Here's what happened:

Wednesday, January 6, 2016

Ted Talks


Well, it's about time Adeena finally let me say something! Jeepers!! - I get lugged around the freaking planet for four and a half years and dragged through all sorts of shit being tied to bicycles and motorbikes and yachts and then she goes and shares her side of the near death experience (because lets be honest, every adventure has a near death experience) seeing some positive light and being all optimistic about our failed suicide attempts that I tried to talk her out of... what the flip?

Central Coast, Australia

Siem Reap, Cambodia

Cameron Highlands, Malaysia

Somewhere, Vietnam

Martinique

Colon, Panama

No, I think the only reason she keeps me around is because nobody else is stupid enough to venture out with her. Don't get me wrong, she really is a lovely girl; but she's clearly flipping unlucky, or got terrible karma, or something!
I mean, how many people do you know who have been shipwrecked and marooned on a desert island, been attacked by both dogs and pirates, fallen into a volcano, had far too close for comfort unplanned encounters with sharks and lions and komodo dragons and molestorisers and a leopard and cassowaries, been involved in 8 motorbike and 9 bicycle crashes, lost their rigging and got stuck at sea for months...!? The answer I'm sure you'll agree is one: Adeena.
Actually, I'll be honest - the only reason I stick around is because I can't run away - my legs are stuffed!

You don't have to look hard to see how I've deteriorated over the years
No, I really don't get it! She's on this big mission to flightlessly travel from Australia to Spain and after 5 years and a month, she's 3944 km further away than she was when she started.
Yes, okay I'll give her credit - she's gotten close - she's dragged me through some 27 countries and we've been around the world once, but how do you just miss Spain? It's right in the middle!

And don't even get me started on accommodation!
Adeena's happy to sleep in a cave or on a beach, or in a weed plantation, or a cinema, or restaurant, or on a strangers floor - but that's only because I'm her freaking pillow. Give me a night at the Hilton for once?? Although they probably won't let her in - she doesn't have shoes.

A bar in Malaysia

On a stranger's floor in Lankawi when she lost me for 3 days.
This is not okay!

Yes this looks like an ideal setting, but after the sun disappeared, this transformed into a bed for the night.

Adeena's definition of luxury accommodation: camping

Yes she got me my own passport - but I know they're thinking it every time I walk through border control- "Wonder what he's laced with?" - Right? No normal grown up carries a teddy my size with them unless they're up to no good. Do you know what it's like to be scanned and dogged and constantly probed by weird men and hairy ladies in uniforms?
And on that note too - it's thanks to her that I've had so many run ins with the law and it's upholders.


Orange isn't even my colour!

Okay, it's not all bad.
I've seen and experienced some amazing things that most people can only dream of.
And being the cute furry co-gypsy has some perks









I'm not normally into men, but I'll tolerate this kind of thing
No, it's a hard life being the side-kick; but Adeena promises that this year will be different!
It's only January and she has already locked in 2 flights (which is a lot for someone who doesn't fly), a bicycle tour, a family reunion, and a shower.
She's even talking about finishing both her circumnavigation and this crazy mission to Spain.
It might actually be a good year.
No, stuff that, it's going to be freaking fantastic! 

Thursday, October 16, 2014

Baguette it or not

And then there was land.
Lots and lots of land.
Too much land in fact. We wanted to see it all (but couldn't. obviously.).

It's hard to think back to two months ago when we finally washed up in Marquesas exhausted, filthy, skinny and caffeine deprived... but we finally pulled ourselves together...

We ventured ashore and gathered fresh baguettes.


The captain found a razor and then beer and pan eu chocolat found us.


We made new friends to hang out with!


We met the first ever Chezc single hander circumnavigator (Martin) and he helped us build a new mast head



With new rigging we were able to move again and headed out to Tauwata.


We explored more tropical lonely beaches than most people will see in a lifetime and made ourselves one with the coconuts.



When we finally left the hammer head infested waters of Hiva Oa and braved a swim, we found a whole ecosystem thriving on our hull and debated opening a restaurant serving only freshly grown cuisine only there weren't really any people to feed...


The 50 days of treacherous travelling finally paid off.



We finally cracked open our last bottle of six dollar Panama Rhum and wished we bought more!
The same bottle here would cost 65 - 80 bucks!!


With no shops to speak of, we explored the islands learning to gather food.


Every anchorage seemed to be more beautiful than the last!!!


We made many local friends who taught us how to hunt
(Although Marquasian hunting seems to be more about getting high than shooting pigs)


Our friend Teii couldn't believe we didnt have a horse on board, so he lent me his.


Teii also made sure that we always had at least 100 mangoes, a plethora of coconuts, breadfruit, soursap, sugarcane, cava, avos, bananas, papayas, aubergines, chillies, guavas and grapefruits on board.


With too may local friends, we never knew what we would be swimming home with - a chunk of fresh meat or a chicken... (there was nowhere to land the dinghy) 

One memorable night we swam home through shark infested waters carrying 3 kgs of fresh bull steak... still dripping with blood


We became far more chilled people. 
The next time we lost the rigging, we sat down, had a cup of coffee and then took it all apart and loaded it all back onto the deck again.


With short (a few days at a time) sails between islands we learned to love the sea again.


We even  managed to sail (with only the main) into the crazy currented reefs of the Tuamotos after we discovered the engine didn't work anymore.

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Makemo was beautiful! 




 With the calmest anchorage I've ever had, we had no worries fixing our third attempt at a mast head


With Propane again we were always looking for things to cook and sometimes we got a bit carried away...


Although our rigging was still a bit busted we got closer and closer to being a real sailing boat again.
We even got the furler to furl again (sometimes)



Two new Swedes boarded the little vessel of awesomeness
And then we were four
Jonas (Varbroer), The captain (Karl), Mooberry (Thom Ten) and I
Oh, and that very very dirty Teddy bear...


We finally fixed the autopilot... kind of...


 When they steer poroperly, we sometimes  even feed them as a reward.


Together we explored the crazy reefs of the Tuamotos.






And then finally we headed back to Civilisation... Tahiti


 After 4 months of practically nothing, it was weird to find things like fences again, nevermind the supermarkets, marinas and nightclubs!!!


Breakfast of champions!!
Yesterday I celebrated one year out of South Africa (man I miss that place!), 7 months on board Yoldia and 6 months without a shower.

We've built yet another mast head, we've stitched another sail, We've filled the tanks, caught up with many friends, we've scrubbed the hull and finally just checked out of French Polynesia.

Tomorrow morning we finally raise the anchor again and sail to new waters: The Cook Islands, Niue, Tonga or Fiji... wherever the wind seems to blow us, that's where we'll be heading!